English and Chinese Lovely SMS Collection 4u ! :-)

I take this opportunity

2008-05-11T21:43:00.000+07:00

I take this opportunity

to thank you for

your immeasurable

contribution to my life.

Thank you Mom!

And wish you a

Very Happy Mother’s Day!

My Mother, my friend so dear

2008-05-11T21:42:00.000+07:00

My Mother, my friend so dear

Throughout my life you’re always near

A tender smile to guide my way

You’re the sunshine to light my day

A mother’s work is never done

2008-05-11T21:41:00.001+07:00

A mother’s work is never done

She works from morning until dawn

She spreads her love

And keeps you warm

But only once a year we say

Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”

Thank u mother for all that u do

2008-05-11T21:38:00.000+07:00

Thanku mother for all that u do,

i know my thanks are far to few,

I really do love u i dont say enough,

4 me those words r really tough,

i wish i could express all that i feel,

bt 4 me u know thats a big deal,

Have a g8 day i m thinking of u ,

i hope my feelings r getting through.

Happy Mothers Day

There r no words

2008-05-11T21:23:00.002+07:00

There r no words that say thank u

enough 4 everything u have done

4 me while i was growing up.

I really do appreciate u and

admire u very much, though

i dont always express myself

that i ll always be intouch,

I guess thats why we have

these special days, so that

peoples like myself can say

that they will love u always.

Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom

I luv u mom

2008-05-11T21:18:00.000+07:00

I luv u mom

having u makes me feel safe & calm

I miss u mom

Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm

u r the greatest

because u r my mom

For the best mom

2008-05-11T21:17:00.000+07:00

For the best mom

who always had a smile for me

I know we may be far apart right now

So here's a great big hug and kiss

Happy Mother's Day

You've seen me...

2008-05-11T21:16:00.001+07:00

You've seen me laugh

You've seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I love you

Happy Mother's Day

When U feel U R alone

2008-05-11T21:14:00.000+07:00

When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,

When U Think No 1 can Understand U,

When UR love is rejected by others,

& when U hate UR Life,

Just Close UR eyes,

& see,

Her facce who Loves U

more than any 1 else,

Who Care 4 U in loneleness,

& dies when U cry.

She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.

Love UR Mom First.

For all that you do

2008-05-11T21:01:00.002+07:00

Mommy, I love you

For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you

'Cause you love me, too.

You feed me and need me

To teach you to play,

So smile 'cause I love you

this Mother's Day

累了，要好好休息！

2008-04-27T21:49:00.001+07:00

累了，要好好休息！

错了，别埋怨自己！

苦了，是幸福的阶梯！

伤了，懂得什么是珍惜！

醉了，就是折磨自己！

笑了，便会忘记哭泣！

闷了，看看我的信息！

望着天望着地

2008-04-27T21:43:00.002+07:00

望着天望着地,

就是没法望到你,

说到风说到雨,

时时刻刻想着你,

就是不敢告诉你,

不求你知我心意,

只愿你知我想你.

相识是最珍贵的缘分

2008-04-27T21:41:00.001+07:00

相识是最珍贵的缘分，

思念是最美丽的心情，

牵挂是最真挚的心动，

问候是最动听的语言，

在漫长一生中我将所

有美丽的祝福送给你！

希望你比我快乐！

梦，总不够漫长

2008-04-27T21:38:00.001+07:00

梦，总不够漫长，

可是我们需要梦想；

情，总让人受伤，

可是我们还念念不忘；

雪，下的再漂亮，

但是我们还是喜欢阳光；

你，虽不在我身旁，

但从未将你遗忘....

一辈子有多长我不知道

2008-04-27T21:35:00.001+07:00

一辈子有多长我不知道，

缘份有多少没人可以明了，

这条路有多远也并不重要，

就算陪你走不到天涯海角，

我却珍惜你做我朋友的每一秒！

好朋友是梦，睡也思念

2008-04-27T21:30:00.002+07:00

好朋友是梦，睡也思念；

好朋友是血，流淌心田；

好朋友是金，沉沉甸甸；

好朋友是缘，一世相牵；

好朋友是路，越走越宽；

好朋友是福，吉祥无边！

热热的天开心的你

2008-04-27T21:28:00.001+07:00

热热的天开心的你，

特别的日子要注意身体，

轻轻的风不平凡的你，

不要让无情的太阳晒着你，

潇洒的阳光柔情的你，

在这炎热的天气里要照顾好自己。

我做道菜给你

2008-04-27T21:24:00.001+07:00

你吃饭了吗？

我做道菜给你吧，

主料：牵挂你；

配料：想念你；

添加物：少许煎熬加孤独；

制造日期：认识你的那一天；

保存期：永远；

味道：快乐开心加陶醉！

妈妈我感谢你赐给了我生命

2008-04-27T21:10:00.001+07:00

妈妈我感谢你赐给了我生命，

是您教会了我做人的道理，

无论将来怎么样，我永远爱您！

在这属于您的节日里，

祝您节日快乐，永远快乐！

妈妈，感谢您！

2008-04-27T21:05:00.002+07:00

妈妈，感谢您！

在我跌跌撞撞的时候，

是您一直在支持着我。

今天是您的节日，

衷心祝您节日快乐！

她不是云彩

2008-04-27T20:58:00.001+07:00

她不是云彩，

因为她不会随风而散；

她不是浪花，

因为她不会随波逐流。

她是爱——母亲的爱，

祝天下母亲幸福！

我们在妈妈温馨的抚爱中长大成人

2008-04-27T20:45:00.002+07:00

时光荏苒，我们在妈妈

温馨的抚爱中长大成人，

妈妈总是把一缕缕温暖

及时输送给我们，让我们

在纷杂的尘世中永存那份

做人的品性，不失那份人

之初的纯真。在这个特别

的日子里，我想对妈妈您

说声：妈妈节日快乐！

愿妈妈在今后的日子里

更加健康快乐！

并不是只有在母亲节这天

2008-04-27T20:43:00.001+07:00

并不是只有在母亲节这天

才要特别去关心母亲，

365天里，每一天都是母亲节。

希望母亲能天天快乐，日日幸福！

天，没有母亲的爱广阔

2008-04-27T20:41:00.000+07:00

天，没有母亲的爱广阔；

地，没有母亲的爱包容；

太阳，没有母亲的爱温暖；

云朵，没有母亲的爱洁白；

花朵，没有母亲的爱灿烂。

节日快乐！

没有你就没有我

2008-04-27T20:40:00.001+07:00

没有你就没有我，

就没有我数十寒暑的悲伤，

也没有我春夏秋冬的欢笑，

谢谢你给了我生命中美好

的一切与成长。母亲节快乐！

吃遍天下盐最好

2008-04-27T20:39:00.002+07:00

吃遍天下盐最好，

走遍天下娘最亲。

世界上能够让我

献出生命的只有您，

我的妈妈。我将爱您一生！

伟大的是妈妈平凡的是我

2008-04-27T20:36:00.000+07:00

伟大的是妈妈平凡的是我，

慈祥的是妈妈调皮的是我，

交手机费的是妈妈发短信的是我。

哈哈，妈妈真好！

得意的时候

2008-04-27T20:30:00.002+07:00

得意的时候，母亲不一定能

在我的身边和我一起分享

成功的喜悦。但她那淳淳教诲

总能让我不再迷失自己。失意的

时候，母亲一定能在我的身边。

她的鼓励及安慰，

总能让我在逆境中找到自我。

祝您母亲节快乐！

在这个特别的日子里

2008-04-27T20:28:00.002+07:00

在这个特别的日子里，

我想对妈妈您说声：

妈妈节日快乐！

愿妈妈在今后的

日子里更加健康快乐！

一向不善在您面前

2008-04-27T20:25:00.001+07:00

一向不善在您面前

表达感情的我，

今天要借着短信说一句：

亲爱的妈妈：我永远爱您！

祝母亲节快乐。

养儿方知育儿难

2008-04-27T20:23:00.001+07:00

养儿方知育儿难，

当我作了母亲才明白了

您对我点点滴滴的爱，

在这个特别的日子里，

我要告诉您我爱您！

千里试问平安否？

2008-04-27T20:19:00.001+07:00

千里试问平安否？

且把思念遥相寄。

绵绵爱意与关怀，

浓浓情意与祝福，

母亲节快乐！

看着母亲日渐增多的白发

2008-04-27T20:08:00.001+07:00

看着母亲日渐增多的白发，

看着母亲日益深刻的皱纹，

看着母亲渐渐弯曲的身躯，

孩子心中有无尽的感激，

但都汇成一句：妈妈！

我爱您！

打我、骂我

2008-04-27T20:06:00.001+07:00

打我、骂我、指使我，

这天都由你了。

我保证打不还手，

骂仅还一口——亲你一口。

老妈，你辛苦了！

母亲节快乐！

您的爱

2008-04-27T20:03:00.002+07:00

妈妈，

您的爱，就像块糖，

包在唠叨里，藏在责骂里，

让我东找西找，

直到我懂事，才找到。

祝您母亲节快乐！

哭比笑好

2008-04-17T15:17:00.000+07:00

看完电影《笑比哭好》,

苹苹对妈妈说:

“妈,应该是哭比笑好。”

“为什么?”

“因为我一哭,

什么东西都可以要到。”

记性差

2008-04-17T15:16:00.000+07:00

儿子:“爸爸,你的记性一定不好。”

父亲:“怎么不好?”

儿子:“奶奶常说你娶了媳妇忘了娘。”

换装

2008-04-17T15:15:00.000+07:00

“我在一天里竟换了5套服装。”

时装模特儿对她的朋友们说。

“那没什么了不起!”

一个朋友的男孩子说:

“我的妹妹在一天时间

里竟换了12次。”

“你的妹妹?她多大了?”

“3个月。”

吃不着

2008-04-17T15:13:00.000+07:00

一个孩子到肉铺买肉, 对老板说:

“买一斤牛肉,要煮不烂的。”

老板奇怪地问:“怎么?

你不喜欢吃煮烂的牛肉?”

“不,喜欢。不过,我爸爸每次

把煮烂的牛肉吃得精光,

我一点儿也吃不着!”

并不像牛

2008-04-17T15:11:00.000+07:00

母亲道:“真是吃谁的奶就像谁,

你看智儿,真像他的奶妈。”

智儿忙说,“真的吗?弟弟很像爹爹,

他一定吃了爹爹的奶。”

母亲说:“不是!弟弟是吃的牛奶!”

智儿说:“但是,我看他并不像牛呀!”

Forgive my eyes

2008-04-17T13:44:00.000+07:00

Forgive my eyes

4 admiring your beauty.

U stole my heart the moment

U looked at me,

call me crazy call me insane

every time my heart beats

it mentions your name.

If you feel a little dizzy

2008-04-15T16:54:00.002+07:00

If you feel a little dizzy,

a lot bored, a little sick,

a bit quiet, a little bit sad…

I think i know what's wrong.

Your suffering from a lack of

VITAMIN ME.

搞笑对联

2008-04-15T16:24:00.000+07:00

老师出对联：国兴旺，

家兴旺，国家兴旺。

班委对下联：天恢弘，

地恢弘，天地恢弘！

我对的下联是：你妈的，

他妈的，你他妈的！

结果被赶出教室了

一只蚂蚁对大象说

2008-04-15T16:23:00.000+07:00

一只蚂蚁对大象说：

“我有了，是你的！”

大象听后晕了过去，

醒后对蚂蚁说：

“我还想要一个！”

蚂蚁听后被吓死了

新概念生活

2008-04-15T16:21:00.000+07:00

新概念生活:

要热爱动物

尤其是煮熟的；

要节约用水

和女友一起洗澡；

要用心爱你的邻居

但不让她老公知道；

要善于观察

特别是别人刻意隐藏的！

你又在工作吧

2008-04-15T16:17:00.000+07:00

你又在工作吧!

我不止一次对你说

不要这样玩命的工作，

要注意身体，

可你总是意味儿深长地说:

不趁天暖多滚几个粪球，

冬天我吃什么?

认识你这么久

2008-04-15T16:15:00.000+07:00

认识你这么久，

你在我心目中的位置，

其实你应该很清楚。

除了你之外，其他人

在我眼只只不过是一堆屎，

可你不一样，因为你是.........

两堆!

一小学生对已暗恋

2008-04-15T16:09:00.001+07:00

一小学生对已暗恋

许久的老师表白.

老师说这样不对,

可他不听.最后老师受不了了,

说:“我不要小孩子啦!”

小学生说:“老师,

我一定会很小心的?”

换着喝

2008-04-15T15:51:00.000+07:00

在一次男女同学聚会喝酒时,

有的女同学不会喝酒就喝奶,

在敬酒时,男同学对喝奶的

女同学说:我们换着喝好吗，

你们喝我们的酒，

我们喝你们的奶。

黄瓜失恋痛哭

2008-04-15T15:49:00.001+07:00

黄瓜失恋痛哭，

茄子安慰她:

爱情不单只是甜美、

只是沉醉，

还有心碎、还有流泪。

唉!谁让你爱上洋葱的?

你走在路上

2008-04-15T15:47:00.001+07:00

你走在路上，

一母狗扑向你

从你的脚上咬了一块肉，

迅速吞下去，

你伸脚正要踢它的时候，

狗含着泪说:你打吧，

反正我肚里已经有了你的骨肉!

一只小狗爬上你的餐桌

2008-04-15T15:44:00.000+07:00

一只小狗爬上你的餐桌，

向一只烧鸡爬去，

你大怒道:

你敢对那只烧鸡怎样，

我就敢对你怎样，

结果小狗舔了一下鸡**股，

你昏倒，小狗乐道:

小样看谁狠。

我遇见了一位姑娘

2008-04-15T15:29:00.000+07:00

“几天前，我遇见了一位姑娘，

我看见她第一眼就爱上她了。”

“那好啊！可是你为什么没娶她呢？”

“我又看了她第二眼。”

我问过烦恼了

2008-04-15T15:17:00.001+07:00

我问过烦恼了，

它说它根本不爱你，

永远都不理你，

希望你不要自作多情！

还有健康托我转告你：

它暗恋你好久了，

并且一生不变！

如果美丽是一种罪

2008-04-15T15:15:00.001+07:00

如果美丽是一种罪，

你已经罪恶滔天！

如果性感是一种错，

你已经一错再错！

如果聪明是受惩罚，

你岂不是要千刀万剐？！

预祝天下第一美女新年快乐！

活着真累

2008-04-15T15:08:00.000+07:00

活着真累：

上车得排队，

爱你又受罪，

吃饭没香味，

喝酒容易醉，

挣钱得交税！

就连给小猪

发个短信还得收费！

Can I Say '' I Love You ''

2008-04-15T10:51:00.002+07:00

Can I Say '' I Love You '' Today. . . ?

If Not, Can I Ask You Again Tomorrow. . . ?

And The Day After Tomorrow. . .?

And The Day After That. . . ?

Coz my heart need u...... u know!

What if my heart 1 2 love u

2008-04-15T10:43:00.002+07:00

Dear!

What if my heart 1 2 love u

What if my hands 1 2 touch u

What if my eyes 1 2 c u

What if my lips 1 2 kiss u

And what if my life 1 2 get u?

If every1 4get u

2008-04-15T10:39:00.001+07:00

If every1 4get u

m with u

if every1 let u down

m with u

if every1 betray u

m still with u

But if every1 like u

sorry m with them......

I love stars

2008-04-13T12:01:00.002+07:00

I love stars,

stars think I’m joking.

I love moon,

moon thinks I’m serious,

but I’m joking.

I love u & u think

I’m joking, but I’m serious.

1 ADVICE...

2008-04-13T11:55:00.001+07:00

1 ADVICE: Look after youself!

1 FAVOUR: Be Happy!

1 ORDER: Never Change!

1 WISH: Don't Forget Me!

1 TRUTH: You're Very Special! :-)

If u feel sleepy

2008-04-13T11:51:00.000+07:00

If u feel sleepy

come & sleep

in my heart.

If u think that

my heart beat

is dustrbing u

Don`t worry

i will stop my

heart beats 4u...

American: Dogs can find

2008-04-13T11:44:00.000+07:00

American: Dogs can find

Bombs in my country.

Japanese: Fish can play

Ball in my country.

Cambodian: Thats not a matter,

Monkey can read SMS in my country…

After a quarrel

2008-04-13T11:43:00.000+07:00

After a quarrel,

a husband said 2 his wife,

U know, I was a fool

when I married u.

She replied, Yes dear,

I know but I was in

love n didnt notice.

A student was asked 2 write

2008-04-13T11:41:00.000+07:00

A student was asked

2 write a signboard

4 the traffic rules near

the college campus

He wrote: “Drive Carefully!

Don’t kill the students,

wait 4 the Teachers”

A man went 2 the Police Station

2008-04-13T11:39:00.001+07:00

A man went 2 the Police Station

Wishing 2 speak with the burglar

who had broken in2 his house

the night b4. “U’ll get ur chance

in court,” said the Police officer.

“No, no no!” said the man.

“I 1 2 know how he got in2

the house without waking my wife.

I’ve been trying 4 years.”

A girl & boy were sitting

2008-04-13T11:38:00.000+07:00

A girl & boy were sitting alone,

that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me,

all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

Commerce professor asks the student

2008-04-13T11:36:00.000+07:00

Commerce professor

asks the student: what is

the most important source of

finance 4 starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

The reason 4 having 2 wives

2008-04-13T11:35:00.001+07:00

Businessman explaining

the reason 4 having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&Competition improves service”.

Boy n girl asked teacher

2008-04-13T11:33:00.001+07:00

Boy n girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied "NO Never!!”

Boy said 2 girl : “c i told u not 2 worry!!!!”.

B4 Marriage

2008-04-13T11:29:00.002+07:00

B4 Marriage:

He: Yes! @ last it was so hard 2 wait

She: Do u 1 me 2 leave?

He: No! don’t even think about it

She: Do u love me ?

He: Of course! over n over!

She: Have u ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why r u even asking?

She: Will u go on with me on picnic?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will u hit me ?

He: R u crazy? I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust u?

He: Yes..

She: Darling!

After marriage…

Now simply read from bottom 2 top

Beautiful flowers die

2008-04-13T11:28:00.002+07:00

Beautiful flowers die….

Nice stories end……

Lovely songs fade……..

Momeries r 4gotten… ..

All things comes 2 end…..

But ppl like U always remain 4ever . . . . .

COZ GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Do u hav any sentimental love cards?

2008-04-13T11:25:00.001+07:00

Girl: Do u hav any

sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about

this card, it says, "2 the

only boy I ever loved!”

Girl: Great! I 1 10 of them

U sure u love me n no 1 else?

2008-04-13T11:24:00.000+07:00

gf: N r u sure u love

me n no 1 else?

bf: Dead Sure!

I checked the whole

list again yesterday

First the engagement ring

2008-04-13T11:23:00.000+07:00

First the engagement ring,

then the wedding ring,

then the suffering

Fill in the blank

2008-04-13T11:22:00.001+07:00

Fill in the blank...

Im ur .....friend

a)-Cute

b)-Sweet

c)-Loving

d)-Boy/Girl

e)-Best of all

Reply is a must...

3 movie tickets

2008-04-13T11:17:00.000+07:00

Husband: 2day is Sunday

& I have 2 enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 4 U

n 2 4 ur parents.

Hey friend remember that ...

2008-04-13T11:16:00.001+07:00

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can b

no wisdom & without ugliness

there can b no beauty

so the world needs U after all!

Hey friend remember that ...

2008-04-13T11:16:00.000+07:00

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can b

no wisdom & without ugliness

there can b no beauty

so the world needs U after all!

Importance of thumb

2008-04-13T11:14:00.000+07:00

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate ppl use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory . .

N . . My FANS use it 4

reading my messages . . . . .

Oh….u toooo?

I wrote ur name on sand

2008-04-13T11:13:00.000+07:00

I wrote ur name on sand,

it got washed.

I wrote ur name in air,

it was blown away.

I wrote ur name on my heart

& i got Heart Attack.

Friendship means a lot 2 me

2008-04-13T11:12:00.000+07:00

I 1 u 2 know that our friendship

means a lot 2 me.

U cry I cry.

U laugh I laugh.

U jump out of the window...

I look down & then...

I laugh again

I just feel u….

2008-04-13T11:11:00.000+07:00

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wanna C u ….

Do u know why…….

It’s just coz …………

JJJ I LOVE CARTOONS JJJ

1 day gf ask bf

2008-04-13T11:09:00.000+07:00

1 day gf ask bf ,

Darling, on our Engagement

will u give me a RING?

bf: Yes sure,

Give me ur phone number.

Never kiss a police woman

2008-04-13T11:06:00.001+07:00

Never kiss a police woman.

she‘ll say stop n hands up.

Never kiss a nurse she will

say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.

She‘ll repeat it 10 times.

sun and moon

2008-04-12T15:36:00.000+07:00

Teacher: Which is more important 2 us,

the sun or the moon?

Student: The moon.

Teacher: Why?

Student: The moon gives us light

@ night when we need it

but the sun gives us light only in

the day time when we dont need it.

Teacher and student

2008-04-12T15:34:00.002+07:00

Teacher: 2morrow there

will b a lecture on Sun.

Every1 must attend it.

Student: No!

I will not b able 2 attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Student: My mother will not

allow me 2 go so far !!

Roses r red

2008-04-12T15:34:00.001+07:00

Roses r red, Violets r blue,

Monkeys like u should

b kept in the zoo.

Dont get angry,

U will find me there too,

Not in the cage

but laughing @ u!!!

secretary & private secretary?

2008-04-12T15:32:00.000+07:00

Q: What is the difference b/w

secretary & private secretary?

A: Secretary says

GOOD MORNING SIR

& Private secretary says

ITS MORNING SIR

Monkey & Donkey ?

2008-04-12T15:29:00.001+07:00

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs

Difference b/t a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?

2008-04-12T15:26:00.001+07:00

What is a difference between

a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,

A car is too dear n

A monkey is U dear.

Why do couples hold hands during their...

2008-04-12T15:23:00.000+07:00

Why do couples hold hands

during their wedding day?.?.?.?....

It is just a 4mality,

like 2 boxers shaking hands

b4 the fight begins !

某人上餐厅用餐

2008-04-12T15:18:00.000+07:00

某人上餐厅用餐，

结果菜令他很不满意。

对服务生说："你们的菜怎麽

这麽难吃，叫经理来。”

服务生："经理到路对面餐厅

吃午饭还没回来。”

某导游安排参观古迹并洗温泉

2008-04-12T15:17:00.000+07:00

某导游安排参观古迹并洗温泉：

"大家注意，

上午女同志洗澡，

男同志参观。

下午男同志洗澡，

女同志参观。

苍蝇老公带苍蝇老婆

2008-04-12T15:16:00.000+07:00

苍蝇老公带苍蝇老婆

去厕所用餐,母苍蝇问:

老公, 为什么我们总要吃屎呢?

什么时候我们才可以不吃屎呢?

公苍蝇生气的说:吃饭时候

不准问这么恶心的问题

老师想让体育委员确认一下

2008-04-12T15:11:00.000+07:00

老师想让体育委员确认一下

全班女生来齐没有，

就对他说： "你去把全班女生清一下。”

体委是个小色鬼，忙问："亲哪个?”

老师说："我晓得还要你去！”

您为杀不吃?

2008-04-12T15:10:00.000+07:00

老夫妻到饭店吃饭，

服务员见妻子一人独吃，

丈夫做对面一口不动。

"您为杀不吃?”

"我要等她吃完后把假牙还给我。”

一老伙计丢车

2008-04-12T15:04:00.000+07:00

一老伙计丢车，

当他把新买的一辆车

放在楼下时他上了三把锁

并夹了一张纸：让你丫偷！

第二天车没丢，并且多了两把锁

和一张纸，上写着：让你丫骑！

一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨

2008-04-12T15:02:00.000+07:00

一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨：

我近来很不正常，吃什么拉什么，

吃黄瓜拉黄瓜,吃西瓜拉西瓜，

怎样才能恢复正常呢?

医生沉默片刻，那你只能吃屎了。

天为什么这么黑呀?

2008-04-12T15:01:00.002+07:00

天为什么这么黑呀?

因为牛牛在天上飞呀！

牛牛为什么会在天上飞呀?

因为...那是因为你在地上吹呀！！！