Teacher: Which is more important 2 us,
the sun or the moon?
Student: The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Student: The moon gives us light
@ night when we need it
but the sun gives us light only in
the day time when we dont need it.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
sun and moon
Teacher and student
Teacher: 2morrow there
will b a lecture on Sun.
Every1 must attend it.
Student: No!
I will not b able 2 attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not
allow me 2 go so far !!
Roses r red
Roses r red, Violets r blue,
Monkeys like u should
b kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
U will find me there too,
Not in the cage
but laughing @ u!!!
secretary & private secretary?
Q: What is the difference b/w
secretary & private secretary?
A: Secretary says
GOOD MORNING SIR
& Private secretary says
ITS MORNING SIR
Monkey & Donkey ?
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs
Difference b/t a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?
What is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
A car is too dear n
A monkey is U dear.
Why do couples hold hands during their...
Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a 4mality,
like 2 boxers shaking hands
b4 the fight begins !
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