I love stars

I love stars,

stars think I’m joking.

I love moon,

moon thinks I’m serious,

but I’m joking.

I love u & u think

I’m joking, but I’m serious.

1 ADVICE...

1 ADVICE: Look after youself!

1 FAVOUR: Be Happy!

1 ORDER: Never Change!

1 WISH: Don't Forget Me!

1 TRUTH: You're Very Special! :-)

If u feel sleepy

If u feel sleepy

come & sleep

in my heart.

If u think that

my heart beat

is dustrbing u

Don`t worry

i will stop my

heart beats 4u...

American: Dogs can find

American: Dogs can find

Bombs in my country.

Japanese: Fish can play

Ball in my country.

Cambodian: Thats not a matter,

Monkey can read SMS in my country…

After a quarrel

After a quarrel,

a husband said 2 his wife,

U know, I was a fool

when I married u.

She replied, Yes dear,

I know but I was in

love n didnt notice.

A student was asked 2 write

A student was asked

2 write a signboard

4 the traffic rules near

the college campus

He wrote: “Drive Carefully!

Don’t kill the students,

wait 4 the Teachers”

A man went 2 the Police Station

A man went 2 the Police Station

Wishing 2 speak with the burglar

who had broken in2 his house

the night b4. “U’ll get ur chance

in court,” said the Police officer.

“No, no no!” said the man.

“I 1 2 know how he got in2

the house without waking my wife.

I’ve been trying 4 years.”

A girl & boy were sitting

A girl & boy were sitting alone,

that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me,

all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

Commerce professor asks the student

Commerce professor

asks the student: what is

the most important source of

finance 4 starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

The reason 4 having 2 wives

Businessman explaining

the reason 4 having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&Competition improves service”.

Boy n girl asked teacher

Boy n girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied "NO Never!!”

Boy said 2 girl : “c i told u not 2 worry!!!!”.

B4 Marriage

B4 Marriage:

He: Yes! @ last it was so hard 2 wait

She: Do u 1 me 2 leave?

He: No! don’t even think about it

She: Do u love me ?

He: Of course! over n over!

She: Have u ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why r u even asking?

She: Will u go on with me on picnic?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will u hit me ?

He: R u crazy? I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust u?

He: Yes..

She: Darling!

After marriage…

Now simply read from bottom 2 top

Beautiful flowers die

Beautiful flowers die….

Nice stories end……

Lovely songs fade……..

Momeries r 4gotten… ..

All things comes 2 end…..

But ppl like U always remain 4ever . . . . .

COZ GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Do u hav any sentimental love cards?

Girl: Do u hav any

sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about

this card, it says, "2 the

only boy I ever loved!”

Girl: Great! I 1 10 of them

U sure u love me n no 1 else?

gf: N r u sure u love

me n no 1 else?

bf: Dead Sure!

I checked the whole

list again yesterday

First the engagement ring

First the engagement ring,

then the wedding ring,

then the suffering

Fill in the blank

Fill in the blank...

Im ur .....friend

a)-Cute

b)-Sweet

c)-Loving

d)-Boy/Girl

e)-Best of all

Reply is a must...

3 movie tickets

Husband: 2day is Sunday

& I have 2 enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 4 U

n 2 4 ur parents.

Hey friend remember that ...

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can b

no wisdom & without ugliness

there can b no beauty

so the world needs U after all!

Hey friend remember that ...

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can b

no wisdom & without ugliness

there can b no beauty

so the world needs U after all!

Importance of thumb

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate ppl use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory . .

N . . My FANS use it 4

reading my messages . . . . .

Oh….u toooo?

I wrote ur name on sand

I wrote ur name on sand,

it got washed.

I wrote ur name in air,

it was blown away.

I wrote ur name on my heart

& i got Heart Attack.

Friendship means a lot 2 me

I 1 u 2 know that our friendship

means a lot 2 me.

U cry I cry.

U laugh I laugh.

U jump out of the window...

I look down & then...

I laugh again

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wanna C u ….

Do u know why…….

It’s just coz …………

JJJ I LOVE CARTOONS JJJ

1 day gf ask bf

1 day gf ask bf ,

Darling, on our Engagement

will u give me a RING?

bf: Yes sure,

Give me ur phone number.

Never kiss a police woman

Never kiss a police woman.

she‘ll say stop n hands up.

Never kiss a nurse she will

say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.

She‘ll repeat it 10 times.