Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can b
no wisdom & without ugliness
there can b no beauty
so the world needs U after all!
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Hey friend remember that ...
I just feel u….
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna C u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s just coz …………
JJJ I LOVE CARTOONS JJJ
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Monkey & Donkey ?
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs
Difference b/t a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?
What is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
A car is too dear n
A monkey is U dear.
A - U'r Attractive
A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm J - Just K – Kidding
A friend is like a pillow
A friend is like a pillow
u can hug when ur in trouble,
cry when ur in pain n
embrace when ur happy,
when u need a friend
so.....buy a pillow
1-5 years girls love MOM
1-5 years girls love MOM
6-15 years girls love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME
30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
DREAM makes all things Possible
DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above
work Possible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order,
can u guess the full form
of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done
& Catches (new) Boy Again.
Can u pronounce good english?
Can u pronounce good english:
- read along woof, roof, loof,
shoof, shoof, woof, loof,
roof, poof, woof woof,
hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results:
U r a good dog.
Now stop barking !
i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at u
i..i... i rather look
at the moon again
I cannot hide this from u any more
I cannot hide this
from u any more.
I don't 1 2 hurt u
n I feel it's best if I tell u,
b4 u hear it from some1 else .......
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
Where R U Now?
Hello DEAR
Where R U Now...?
No Visits...,
No Calls....,
No SMS from Week,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...
R U in JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!
Good looks catch the eyes
Good looks catch the eyes
but Good Personality catches the heart,
U r blessed with both!.
FLATTERED?
Don't B,
it was sent 2 me,
I just wanted u 2 read it.
if u read this
if u read this,
i m smart..
if u save this,
u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this,
u r spreading that
i m smart..
if u delete this
u r jealous...
If u Punch me
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Coz U R MY "ATM CARD"
If ever in ur life
If ever in ur life
u r very sad n feel that
u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge
n show u where 2 jump from.
I 1 U 2 B with Me
I 1 U 2 B with Me
In a Nice Restaurant
2 Have Candle Light Dinner...
& Say Those Sweet
Three Words 2 U...
"Pay The Bill"
I need u...
I need u...
I love u...
I can't go anywhere
without u...
Oh my lovely...
SHOES !
Friday, April 11, 2008
Mr inside lives with Mrs outside
Mr inside lives with Mrs outside.
Inside went outside leaving outside
inside. Outside standing inside called
inside 2 come inside. But inside staying
outside called outside 2 come outside.
so outside came outside n inside went
outside. oh, no where is ur mind now?
inside or outside?