Showing posts with label Flirt SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flirt SMS. Show all posts

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Hey friend remember that ...

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can b

no wisdom & without ugliness

there can b no beauty

so the world needs U after all!

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wanna C u ….

Do u know why…….

It’s just coz …………

JJJ I LOVE CARTOONS JJJ

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Monkey & Donkey ?

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs

Difference b/t a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?

What is a difference between

a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,

A car is too dear n

A monkey is U dear.

A - U'r Attractive

A - U'r Attractive

B - U'r D Best

C - U'r Cute

D - U'r Dear 2 me

E - U'r Excellent

F - U'r Funny

G - U'r Gud Looking

H - He He He

I - I'm J - Just K – Kidding

A friend is like a pillow

A friend is like a pillow

u can hug when ur in trouble,

cry when ur in pain n

embrace when ur happy,

when u need a friend

so.....buy a pillow

1-5 years girls love MOM

1-5 years girls love MOM

6-15 years girls love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..

DREAM makes all things Possible

DREAM makes all things Possible

HOPES makes all things work

LOVE makes all things beautiful

SMILE makes all the above

work Possible

So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse the order,

can u guess the full form

of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done

& Catches (new) Boy Again.

Can u pronounce good english?

Can u pronounce good english:

- read along woof, roof, loof,

shoof, shoof, woof, loof,

roof, poof, woof woof,

hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results:

U r a good dog.

Now stop barking !

i look at the moon

i look at the moon

the moon is beautiful

i look at u

i..i... i rather look

at the moon again

I cannot hide this from u any more

I cannot hide this

from u any more.

I don't 1 2 hurt u

n I feel it's best if I tell u,

b4 u hear it from some1 else .......

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Where R U Now?

Hello DEAR

Where R U Now...?

No Visits...,

No Calls....,

No SMS from Week,

No Missed calls,

I M So worried...

R U in JAIL again?

Pls r e p l y!

Good looks catch the eyes

Good looks catch the eyes

but Good Personality catches the heart,

U r blessed with both!.

FLATTERED?

Don't B,

it was sent 2 me,

I just wanted u 2 read it.

if u read this

if u read this,

i m smart..

if u save this,


u agree i m smart..

if u 4ward this,


u r spreading that

i m smart..


if u delete this

u r jealous...

If u Punch me

If u Punch me,I dont mind

If u Hurt me,I dont mind

If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind

If u Insult me,I dont mind

Coz U R MY "ATM CARD"

If ever in ur life

If ever in ur life

u r very sad n feel that

u have lost everything,

I'll come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge

n show u where 2 jump from.

I 1 U 2 B with Me

I 1 U 2 B with Me

In a Nice Restaurant

2 Have Candle Light Dinner...

& Say Those Sweet

Three Words 2 U...

"Pay The Bill"

I need u...

I need u...

I love u...

I can't go anywhere

without u...

Oh my lovely...

SHOES !

Friday, April 11, 2008

Mr inside lives with Mrs outside

Mr inside lives with Mrs outside.

Inside went outside leaving outside

inside. Outside standing inside called

inside 2 come inside. But inside staying

outside called outside 2 come outside.

so outside came outside n inside went

outside. oh, no where is ur mind now?

inside or outside?