Showing posts with label Insult SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insult SMS. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Never abandon old friends

Never abandon old friends.

They are hard 2 replace.

Friendships is like wine:

it gets BETTER as

it grows OLDER.

Just like us...

i get BETTER,

u get OLDER.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Winter comes

Winter comes again & again,

summer comes again & again,

but person like u never comes

again & again, coz god never

make mistakes again & again.

Where r u?

Where r u?

Y u not replying?

I m worried coz

2day's newspaper said

that due 2 thunder a monkey

has been severely injured.

So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

What is the difference

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

Some1 MiSSES U

Some1..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN ...

THE ZOO ...

One day a monkey

One day a monkey looked

in2 mirror & said: Oh my

ugly face, fat nose &

killed himself. Promise me

u will not look in2 mirror,

coz I dont 1 2loose u!

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo

I saw many animals

Mouse

BIRD

Monkey

haha...! U 2

I wrote ur name

I wrote ur name in the sand

but it got washed away,

i wrote ur name in the sky

but it got blew away,

i wrote ur name in my heart

where it will stay...

If ever in ur life

If ever in ur life u r very sad

& Lonely & feel that u hav lost

everything, I'll come hold ur hand,

take u 4 a walk & show u the bridge

where 2 jump from.

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD 2day.

U were lukin SO fine,

Ur face SO divine,

Ur walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing

a Sweet Song:

WHO LET THE DOG OUT!

Hey, Where r u

Hey, Where r u.

I’m dying 2 meet u.

I miss u so much.

I got bananas n peanuts 4u.

But this watchman is not

allowing me 2 enter the zoo...

So how r u my dear

Do u remember

Do u remember the day

we traveled in a car?

I put my dog out of the window,

u put ur face out, then people

started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’

Do u know that

Do u know that

ur Smile takes

1000 People 2 Death. ?

Save The World...............

So Plz start brushing regularly

Sunday, March 9, 2008

A child uses its thumb

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,

an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,

a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,

but a monkey is using his thumb

2 read this sms

Hey friend

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can be no

wisdom & without ugliness

there can be no beauty

so the world needs U after all!

My eyes detected

My eyes detected

My heart reacted

Thousand were rejected &

Only u were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey

for an advertisement.

What’s a difference

What’s a difference between

a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?

A car is too dear and

A monkey is U dear.