Who‘s hot…

Who‘s hot… Its U,

Who‘s Charming… Its U,

Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U,

Who‘s Intelligent… Its U,

Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U

Who‘s a liar.. Its me

1 msg received

1 msg received...

1 cool person sent it...

1 fool is reading it...

1 fool gets mad...

1 fool is still reading it...

1 fool will 4ward this

message 2 another fool!!

Birds love u

Birds love u,

Monkeys love u,

Hippos love u,

Snakes love u,

Tortoise love u,

Giraffe loves u.....

Please go back 2 ZOO.

They all really miss u.

From Mon 2 Sun

From Mon 2 Sun,

From Jan 2 Dec,

From birth till my death,

my feelings 4 u have never changed.

4 me, u've always been

..........a headache!

I m getting married next month

I m getting married next month...

its small party n only few people

will b invited......

dont bring any gift.....

just bring some1 who ll marry me.

In THIS sweetest nite

In THIS sweetest nite,

I pray the moon, the stars,

the sky bless some1 who miss me,

worry me, always keep on going

2 toilet every 3mn! ha ha! cheers!

My heart problem has reached a critical stage

My heart problem has

reached a critical stage.

That doctor says:

There r only 2 options left…

ICU

Or

U C Me.

Puppy dog asked

Puppy dog asked 2 mummy dog:

Mummy who is my Father.

Mummy: Baby, keep silence,

don't disturb ur Father,

he is reading this SMS now.

Think well

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well n

Put ur mobile also in2 well,

Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

What is the difference between Monkey

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs........