Fill in the blank

Fill in the blank...

Im ur .....friend

a)-Cute

b)-Sweet

c)-Loving

d)-Boy/Girl

e)-Best of all

Reply is a must...

3 movie tickets

Husband: 2day is Sunday

& I have 2 enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 4 U

n 2 4 ur parents.

Hey friend remember that ...

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can b

no wisdom & without ugliness

there can b no beauty

so the world needs U after all!

Hey friend remember that ...

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can b

no wisdom & without ugliness

there can b no beauty

so the world needs U after all!

Importance of thumb

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate ppl use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory . .

N . . My FANS use it 4

reading my messages . . . . .

Oh….u toooo?

I wrote ur name on sand

I wrote ur name on sand,

it got washed.

I wrote ur name in air,

it was blown away.

I wrote ur name on my heart

& i got Heart Attack.

Friendship means a lot 2 me

I 1 u 2 know that our friendship

means a lot 2 me.

U cry I cry.

U laugh I laugh.

U jump out of the window...

I look down & then...

I laugh again

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wanna C u ….

Do u know why…….

It’s just coz …………

JJJ I LOVE CARTOONS JJJ

1 day gf ask bf

1 day gf ask bf ,

Darling, on our Engagement

will u give me a RING?

bf: Yes sure,

Give me ur phone number.

Never kiss a police woman

Never kiss a police woman.

she‘ll say stop n hands up.

Never kiss a nurse she will

say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.

She‘ll repeat it 10 times.