Saturday, April 12, 2008

sun and moon

Teacher: Which is more important 2 us,

the sun or the moon?

Student: The moon.

Teacher: Why?

Student: The moon gives us light

@ night when we need it

but the sun gives us light only in

the day time when we dont need it.

Teacher and student

Teacher: 2morrow there

will b a lecture on Sun.

Every1 must attend it.

Student: No!

I will not b able 2 attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Student: My mother will not

allow me 2 go so far !!

Roses r red

Roses r red, Violets r blue,

Monkeys like u should

b kept in the zoo.

Dont get angry,

U will find me there too,

Not in the cage

but laughing @ u!!!

secretary & private secretary?

Q: What is the difference b/w

secretary & private secretary?

A: Secretary says

GOOD MORNING SIR

& Private secretary says

ITS MORNING SIR

Monkey & Donkey ?

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs

Difference b/t a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?

What is a difference between

a Kiss, a Car n a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,

A car is too dear n

A monkey is U dear.

Why do couples hold hands during their...

Why do couples hold hands

during their wedding day?.?.?.?....

It is just a 4mality,

like 2 boxers shaking hands

b4 the fight begins !

某人上餐厅用餐

某人上餐厅用餐,

结果菜令他很不满意。

对服务生说:"你们的菜怎麽

这麽难吃,叫经理来。”

服务生:"经理到路对面餐厅

吃午饭还没回来。”

某导游安排参观古迹并洗温泉

某导游安排参观古迹并洗温泉:

"大家注意,

上午女同志洗澡,

男同志参观。

下午男同志洗澡,

女同志参观。

苍蝇老公带苍蝇老婆

苍蝇老公带苍蝇老婆

去厕所用餐,母苍蝇问:

老公, 为什么我们总要吃屎呢?

什么时候我们才可以不吃屎呢?

公苍蝇生气的说:吃饭时候

不准问这么恶心的问题