A man went 2 the Police Station

A man went 2 the Police Station

Wishing 2 speak with the burglar

who had broken in2 his house

the night b4. “U’ll get ur chance

in court,” said the Police officer.

“No, no no!” said the man.

“I 1 2 know how he got in2

the house without waking my wife.

I’ve been trying 4 years.”